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^ Script Navigation ^ On the Yellow Brick Road Dorothy meets the Scarecrow ____________________ Dorothy Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the Yellow Brick.? Well, now which way do we go? Scarecrow Pardon me. That was is a very nice way. Dorothy Who said that?.Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.

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Scarecrow It's pleasant down that way, too. Dorothy That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?

Scarecrow Of course, people do go both ways! Dorothy Why - you did say something. Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind? Scarecrow That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain, only straw.

Dorothy Well, how can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? Dorothy Yes, I guess you're right.

Well, we haven't really met properly, have we? Scarecrow Why no. Dorothy How do you do? Scarecrow How do you do? Dorothy Very well, thank you.

Scarecrow Oh, I'm not feeling at all well. You see, it's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.

Dorothy Oh, dear - that must be terribly uncomfortable. Can't you get down?

Scarecrow Down? No, you see, I'm - well, I'm - Dorothy Oh, wel, here - let me help you. Scarecrow Oh, that's very kind of you - very kind. Dorothy Oh, dear - I don't quite see how I can - Scarecrow Of course, I'm not bright about doing things, but if you'll just bend the nail down in back, maybe I'll slip off and - Dorothy Oh.yes. Scarecrow Ohhhhh!

There goes some more of me again! Does it hurt you? Scarecrow Oh, no. I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again. It's good to be free! Dorothy Ohhhh! Scarecrow Did I scare you?

Dorothy No, no I - I just thought you hurt yourself. Scarecrow But I didn't scare you? Dorothy No, of course not.

Scarecrow I didn't think so. You see, I can't even scare a crow. They come from miles around just to eat in my field and - and laugh in my face.

Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain! Dorothy Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one? Scarecrow Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could - ( If I Only Had a Brain ) I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain.

And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln If you only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore. I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that, the crows'd be scared to pieces!

Scarecrow They would? Dorothy Yes Scarecrow Where's Kansas? Dorothy That's where I live. And I want to get back there so badly, I'm going all the way to the Emeralk City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me. Scarecrow You're going to see a Wizard? Dorothy Um-hmm Scarecrow Do you think if I went wtih you this Wizard would give me some brains?

Dorothy I couldn't say. But even if he didn't you'd be no worse off than you are now. Scarecrow Yes, that's true. Dorothy But maybe you'd better not.

I've got a Witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble. Scarecrow Witch? Huh! I'm not afraid of Witch! I'm not afraid of anything - oh, secept a lighted match. Dorothy I don't blame you for that. Scarecrow But I'd face a whole box full of them for the chance of getting some brains.

Look - I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat a thing, and I won't try to manage things, because I can't think. Won't you take me with you? Dorothy Of course, I will. Scarecrow Hooray! We're off to see a Wizard! Dorothy Oh - well, you're not starting out very well. Scarecrow Oh, I'll try! Really, I will.

Dorothy To Oz? Scarecrow To Oz! ( We're Off To See The Wizard ) We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz!

If ever oh ever a Wiz! There was The Wizard of Oz is one because, Because, because, because, because, because. Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard.

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.